Big Fish Audio Vintage Vibe KONTAKT - iMPRESSiVE
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Behold, the one library that can make your great grandparents feel young again while they "bury the cane" on the sofa. Grandpa shoves an Elton John 8 Track up Grandma's ass and she squirts, grandpa has his first erection in 26 years even though grandma's boy shorts from when she was 23 now look like a redneck G-string on her.
You walk in and ask the greatest line of all time: "What the literal fuck is going on in here?!?!?" Grandpa throws grandma's cane at your head and says "Well what the hell are you waiting for? Grab the damn video camera! This shit's going from 0-100 real damn quick, sonny!" How fucking lovely. And as if life couldn't get any worse for you young people, now there's Vintage Vibe - the sound of the 60's when your grandma bought her first dildo and your grandpa was scooping up dogshit, putting it in a bag, setting it on fire, before leaving it on the neighbor's porch and running for the hills to watch the neighbor try and put it out with his boot only to get his pants caught on fire and get his pecker burnt off and thus earning the fabulous nickname -"Dickless Dave".
Now they are old, but they wanna feel young again. Well halle-fucking-lujah for the eagerly awaited invention of Vintage Vibe. - iMPRESSiVE
Vintage Vibe is a collection of multi-sampled instruments based on the retro sounds of funk, soul, R&B, jazz, classic rock and country that samples rare and collectable instruments from yesteryear.
VINTAGE VIBE is a collection of multi-sampled instruments that captures the great retro sounds of classic Rock , R&B, Soul, Funk, Country, and Jazz tracks from the 1960s and 1970s. The list of instruments ranges from rare, collectible, and even one-of-a-kind pieces to cheap knock-offs and banged-up stuff found in junkyards.
Instruments weren’t included just because they were rare or expensive. Instead, they were chosen because they sounded cool, and had a unique character: a “vibe” that’s often absent from the “meticulously recorded, “pristine” sampled instruments of today. The drum sets in VINTAGE VIBE are live and open: snares crack and ring and toms thunder, untamed by gates or compressors.
Keyboards were sampled clean and through old amps, yielding sounds ranging from “classic” to “borderline psychotic” (see the Filthy Wurlitzer patch). Basses and guitars were set-up to replicate a variety of retro sounds and styles from many musical genres. And for good measure, we even included a psychedelic staple of the late 1960’s, the electric sitar.
There. Now you don't have to use Propellershits Reason just to help grandpa achieve his first sustainable orgasm in over 26 years.
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